Senior Team Leadership
Headmistress since 2025 combining professional experience of English school with Polish community
Providing support and a wide array of wisdom
Heading up administration, Katarzyna brings a love of people and care to her role
Governors
Dedicated Governor in charge of advising
A man who is a secret but a ary at the same time. For he is. Secretary.
Long standing Treasurer with glasses “Help me” they shout
Providing a warm yet strong leadership role. I swear I know what I’m doing.
Help! I am a trustee
Trust me. I’m a Trustee!.. Please trust me..
Teachers
I married a man who is English. He’s just the best at everything. He’s even staying up late to work on a website because I asked him. I owe him so much. He’s sooooo amazing. Handsome too. Very handsome. He does not resemble a jajko at all. I will buy him a PS5 Pro.
I teach therefore I am
I teach the second best language in Poland.
I once got lost going to the shops but I’m still the best Geography teacher this side of Paris.
They said I couldn’t pull it off but I did and now I have no hair on my head. Defy expectations!
Too many kuks spoil the broth and that’s why there can be only one.. And my family members.. There can be quiet a few Kuks..
I’m a Support Teacher. You can do it! You got this! This isn’t your job forever. You will go home at the end of the day, sit on a sofa and put your feet up! Just a few more hours. You tottaly got this!
Growing up I was obsessed with Japanese pop. I am so excited to receive these role. I can’t wait to live out my dream and teach JPOP
They said I could never become a nurse. They said it would take too long. They said I don’t even know what a nurse is. Well look at me now! Ha!
Somewhere out there is a man, looking at my picture and putting it on a website instead of playing on his xbox. His wife should buy him a PS5 Pro.
Kelis once said her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, that it was better than mine. Maybe she’s right because when I tried, all mine was bringing was wasps to the yard. Help!
I once heard a story about a man who went to Poland and blocked a toilet so bad they used a traktor to unblock it. That man is a legend.
I sometimes picture myself teaching Polish but I teach in that Harry Potter school. I use a wand and a flick it about and I say “Polska” and I get paid comfortably for that. Wingardium Levioska!
I love life. I love coffee. Sometimes I love coffee more than life. I think we all do.
Assistants
Assistants! Assemble!
I love school. I can’t get enough of it. I used to go to school. I’m still going. SCHOOL!
I love being a Marta for my cause
The guy putting my picture up was working all night long and is still working now. He’s mentally tired and has ran out of the comedy.
I have no complaints
You would think the longest part of doing this is working out the descriptions.. It isn’t. It’s the massive collection of pictures of people pretending to smile.
It was Agata all along!
There are many Ewa’s in the world. I consider myself the premium Ewa. The ultimate. The true Ewa. I might change my name to the “One” then all can know me as… the.. one.. Wait no.
You may hear my name and think of me as a Disney Villain. It’s quite true.
They wrote a song about me. It’s beautiful. They are so lucky to have me.
When people ask me is this school worth it? I tell them I can’t leave. I will never leave. Never. It’s just that good.
Sofia is a wonderful human being and isn’t an undercover cop in any way shape or form. She just isn’t. We have nothing to worry about.
I’m so photogenic. All these other photogenic people got nothing on me. Look at me and perfect assistant picture. I will be head assistant in no time.
Believe it or not. That’s actually me in that photo. I just look like that.
I love turtle necks. They are the tastiest part of the turtle.
Help! Jolanta stole my identity and is pretending she’s the real me!
Library Team
I look more like Adrianna Kuks than Adrianna Kuks looks like Adrianna Kuks
Anna Chwist-Trzaskała wouldn’t stand a chance without my support. I have seen her.. I get her mixed up with Adrianna Kuks a lot. One of them needs my help I just don’t remember who… I need assistant of my own.
Other Volunteers
Being a volunteer means I stood still and everyone else took two steps back. Cowards!
I’m back! You seen me up there. But now I’m down here. Haha! Bet you didn’t expect that! The person putting my picture didn’t and spent the last two hours wondering why he messed up.
My twin works in the Library. She’s really good. Not as good as me though. I could do that job and this Job both at the same time.
Too many Kuks spo… Wait.. Wrong person. Let me copy paste that up there.
The name is Trzaskała, Sebastian Trzaskała. And I have a license to Volunteer. Ironically. That is probably the most teacher sounding introduction. Proving that is where I should be. Up there.
IT Department
Have you tried turning off and on again?