Senior Team Leadership
Headmistress since 2025 combining professional experience of English school with Polish community
Providing support and a wide array of wisdom
Heading up administration, Katarzyna brings a love of people and care to her role
Governors
Dedicated Governor in charge of advising
A man who is a secret but a ary at the same time. For he is. Secretary.
Long standing Treasurer with glasses „Help me” they shout
Providing a warm yet strong leadership role. I swear I know what I’m doing.
Help! I am a trustee
Trust me. I’m a Trustee!.. Please trust me..
Teachers
I married a man who is English. He’s just the best at everything. He’s even staying up late to work on a website because I asked him. I owe him so much. He’s sooooo amazing. Handsome too. Very handsome. He does not resemble a jajko at all. I will buy him a PS5 Pro. (He now wants 2)
I teach therefore I am
I once heard a story about a man who went to Poland and blocked a toilet so bad they used a traktor to unblock it. That man is a legend.
I teach the second best language in Poland.
I love teaching. I say teaching and learning is the biggest part of life. I’m learning as I go. Today I learned a new Polish word. „Tak” I am going to teach it to the children tomorrow. It’s a good word.
I love life. I love coffee. Sometimes I love coffee more than life. I think we all do.
They said I couldn’t pull it off but I did and now I have no hair on my head. Defy expectations!
I once got lost going to the shops but I’m still the best Geography teacher this side of Paris.
Too many kuks spoil the broth and that’s why there can be only one.. And my family members.. There can be quiet a few Kuks..
Growing up I was obsessed with Japanese pop. I am so excited to receive these role. I can’t wait to live out my dream and teach JPOP
Somewhere out there is a man, looking at my picture and putting it on a website instead of playing on his xbox. His wife should buy him a PS5 Pro.
Kelis once said her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, that it was better than mine. Maybe she’s right because when I tried, all mine was bringing was wasps to the yard. Help!
Surprise! It’s me! I teach Knowledge about Poland too! Only the good parts I promise.
Assistants
It was Agata all along!
Help! Jolanta stole my identity and is pretending she’s the real me!
Assistants! Assemble!
You may hear my name and think of me as a Disney Villain. It’s quite true.
When people ask me is this school worth it? I tell them I can’t leave. I will never leave. Never. It’s just that good.
I love school. I can’t get enough of it. I used to go to school. I’m still going. SCHOOL!
There are many Ewa’s in the world. I consider myself the premium Ewa. The ultimate. The true Ewa. I might change my name to the „One” then all can know me as… the.. one.. Wait no.
I’m so photogenic. All these other photogenic people got nothing on me. Look at me and perfect assistant picture. I will be head assistant in no time.
I love being a Marta for my cause
Sofia is a wonderful human being and isn’t an undercover cop in any way shape or form. She just isn’t. We have nothing to worry about.
The guy putting my picture up was working all night long and is still working now. He’s mentally tired and has ran out of the comedy.
Believe it or not. That’s actually me in that photo. I just look like that.
I have no complaints
You would think the longest part of doing this is working out the descriptions.. It isn’t. It’s the massive collection of pictures of people pretending to smile.
I love turtle necks. They are the tastiest part of the turtle.
Library Team
I look more like Adrianna Kuks than Adrianna Kuks looks like Adrianna Kuks
Anna Chwist-Trzaskała wouldn’t stand a chance without my support. I have seen her.. I get her mixed up with Adrianna Kuks a lot. One of them needs my help I just don’t remember who… I need an assistant of my own.
I work here. I am an assistant. I go home and I’m still an assistant for Anna Chwist-Trzaskała. They don’t pay me enough for this.
Other Volunteers
Too many Kuks spo… Wait.. Wrong person. Let me copy paste that up there.
Being a volunteer means I stood still and everyone else took two steps back. Cowards!
I’m back! You seen me up there. But now I’m down here. Haha! Bet you didn’t expect that! The person putting my picture didn’t and spent the last two hours wondering why he messed up.
My twin works in the Library. She’s really good. Not as good as me though. I could do that job and this Job both at the same time.
The name is Trzaskała, Sebastian Trzaskała. And I have a license to Volunteer. Ironically. That is probably the most teacher sounding introduction. Proving that is where I should be. Up there.
IT Department
Have you tried turning off and on again?